If you’re looking for one of the other 282,000 David Clarks I’m afraid you’ve come to the wrong place. 

But if you’re looking for the copywriting version, there’s roughly a one in 25 chance you’ve found the right guy. Those are much better odds. 

In addition to making dad jokes about my name, I’m also a history nerd who loves drawing stuff and writing ads.

If you’re here about that last one, you should email me: jesseclark152@gmail.com

(Davidclark@gmail.com was unavailable as it was literally the first gmail handle ever taken. Go tell that guy off. Don’t hold back). 

Click here to view my resume.